Jul. 25, 2014

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade, via mareepi)

Jul. 25, 2014

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via cloudyjenn)

Jul. 25, 2014

antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

(via red-radoka)

Jul. 25, 2014
freakingorgeoushomestuckart:

queenoftheantz:

Homestuck.

plus the artist hid a pumpkin

freakingorgeoushomestuckart:

queenoftheantz:

Homestuck.

plus the artist hid a pumpkin

(via red-radoka)

Jul. 25, 2014
plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: scarfetsu, via say-neigh-to-titans)

Jul. 25, 2014

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via batsbrains)

Jul. 25, 2014
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via batsbrains)

Jul. 25, 2014

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



image

(via red-radoka)

Jul. 24, 2014
zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Cancer

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Cancer

Jul. 24, 2014
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treesong:

reavers:

astridkirchherr:

Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)

fuck. fuck.

image

image

(Source: fuckyeahmercury, via northdorkota)

Jul. 24, 2014

satanic-cactus:

freakingkeeper:

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

(via davescoolshit)

Jul. 23, 2014

charlubby:

my next door neighbour is a sixty year old woman, she’s sitting out in the garden with her friend and they are stoned out of their minds. they’re currently listening to a nine minute (and counting) long guitar solo. i never thought i’d hear an elderly woman say “i love that beat” with such fervency

(via nyatcha)

Jul. 23, 2014
rokashii:

I’ll swim and sail on savage seas
with ne’er a fear of drowning
And gladly ride the waves of life
if you will marry me
I’ve had a sketch of this sitting in my folder for a while now, and galtenoble’s gorgeous art inspired me to finish it! I’m so in love with these two ahh//

rokashii:

I’ll swim and sail on savage seas

with ne’er a fear of drowning

And gladly ride the waves of life

if you will marry me

I’ve had a sketch of this sitting in my folder for a while now, and galtenoble’s gorgeous art inspired me to finish it! I’m so in love with these two ahh//

(via hella-bara)

Jul. 23, 2014

i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

(Source: aimless99, via caledbuttscratch)

Jul. 23, 2014

jane-juliet:

stacey-brighteyes:

anjefkjdjhff 

lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

(Source: videohall, via fangirlandthreequarters)

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