Moldy Dialogue.

elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:24:20 -0400

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

did-you-kno: Source

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:41 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

5%bad hair, 95%terrible dance moves: shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:58:51 -0400

5%bad hair, 95%terrible dance moves: shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados,...:

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play…

I don’t wear those shades oop haha

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:48 -0400

I don’t wear those shades oop haha

habaneropepperpotts: As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:55 -0400

habaneropepperpotts:

As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.

nudityandnerdery: dianariggslegs: Steve Rogers is not afraid...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:46:32 -0400

nudityandnerdery:

dianariggslegs:

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever.

Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon.

The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him.

Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. lance...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:32:31 -0400

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:31:45 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

purrawontblink: okay too cute not to do

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:30 -0400

purrawontblink:

okay too cute not to do

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow: panz2: castielsunderpants: to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:38:06 -0400

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

panz2:

castielsunderpants:

to anyone who is utterly isolated and doesn’t know about tuesdays this must be the most confusing gifset like ok this attractive guy is eating a taco and now another attractive guy waking up was he dreaming about the taco did the taco guy wake him up how was he sitting at the table if he was sleeping what do these gifs have to do with each other

I was expecting the text to explain, not further confuse me.

[muffled heat of the moment in the distance]

englishmicroshorts: demuure: childrapist666: Try to take my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:36:09 -0400

englishmicroshorts:

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

the strider mating ritual

porrim: daily reminder that you can get through the week!! tomorrow is thursday! and friday is the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:33:46 -0400

porrim:

daily reminder that you can get through the week!! tomorrow is thursday! and friday is the day after that. you’re almost there! ＼( ｀.∀´)／ you’re strong and smart and you can do it!!

candy-red-dani: so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:32:55 -0400

candy-red-dani:

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert

that-fucking-update: noelleandbutts: witchofmindandlogic: fade...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:09:20 -0400

that-fucking-update:

noelleandbutts:

witchofmindandlogic:

fadeintocase:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

i think that IS dirk

Well fuck.

spirit-w0rld: THIS IS THE BEST ONE

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:07:44 -0400

spirit-w0rld:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:07:42 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

cookiehanasjunk: poops out another

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:48 -0400

cookiehanasjunk:

poops out another

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:57:18 -0400

darrenpillowscriss: aesawinterfell: yodropthechampagne: i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:49:12 -0400

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

linkasaurus: im trying to apply for a job and ????? they dont have rhode island it goes from...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:48:20 -0400

linkasaurus:

im trying to apply for a job and

????? they dont have rhode island

it goes from puerto rico to south carolina im

dude why are you having so many issues here let me help Dx